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Vanity, thy name is vampire.


Jim Butcher


#thomas-raith #vampires #vanity #vanity

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Booya!" I shouted in pure triumph, the adrenaline turning my manly baritone into a rather terrified-sounding shriek. "What have you got for fiery beams of death, huh? You got nothing for fiery beam of death! Might as well go back to Atari, bug-boy, 'cause you don't got game enough for me!


Jim Butcher


#change

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done. I turned around and ran like hell.


Jim Butcher


#wizard #death

When people say the word "convention," they are usually referring to large gatherings of the employees of companies and corporations who attend a mass assembly, usually in a big hotel somewhere, for the purpose of pretending to learn stuff when they are in fact enjoying a free trip somewhere, time off work, and the opportunity to flirt with strangers, drink, and otherwise indulge themselves. The first major difference between a business convention and a fan-dom convention is that fandom doesn’t bother with the pretenses. They’re just there to have a good time. The second difference is the dress code— the ensembles at a fan convention tend to be considerably more novel.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #work #business

Maybe you know the monsters, Martin," Murphy said quietly. "But I know the guy who stops them. And if they don't return the girl, we'll make them regret it." She nodded at me and said, "Let's go. We can watch Dresden kill the bitch.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #karrin-murphy #change

I choose my battles, Dresden. Not you." She looked up at me calmly. "Let me put this in terms that will get through your skull: My friend is going to save a child from monsters. I'm going with him. That's what friends do, Harry.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #karrin-murphy #change

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you.


Jim Butcher


#funny #humor #lol #sanya #the-dresden-files

Knight takes Knight,” I called into the cloudy night air. “Check.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden






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