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In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air.


Jonathan Raban


#breathe #country #developed #developed country #drink

I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I say. Go home, lie down, and eat lots of potatoes. I had three handjobs yesterday. None was easy. Sometimes you really have to buckle down to it, as you do with all forms of exercise. It's simply a question of willpower. Anyone who's got the balls to stand there and tell me that a handjob isn't exercise just doesn't know what he's talking about. I almost had a heart-attack during number three. I take all kinds of other exercise too. I walk up and down the stairs. I climb into cabs and restaurant booths. I hike to the Butcher's Arms and the London Apprentice. I cough a lot. I throw up pretty frequently, which really takes it out of you. I sneeze, and hit the tub and the can. I get in and out of bed, often several times a day.


Martin Amis


#exercise #masturbation #home

I was a palm-wine drinkard since I was a boy of ten years of age. I had no other work more than to drink palm-wine in my life. - - - But when my father noticed that I could not do any work more than to drink, he engaged an expert palm-wine-tapster for me; he had no other work more than to tap palm-wine every day. So my father gave me a palm-tree farm which was nine miles square and it contained 560,000 palm-trees, and this palm-wine tapster was tapping one hundred and fifty kegs of palm-wine every morning, but before 2 o’clock p.m., I would have drunk it all; after that he would go and tap another 75 kegs.


Amos Tutuola


#age

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#beauty

No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.


Samuel Johnson


#men

My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end. 



Jarod Kintz


#death #drink #end #finality #life

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#drinking #sobriety #greatness

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.



Jarod Kintz


#drinking #erode #erosion #flesh #geology

I tried that too, you know. After ... my family was murdered, and I was waiting for justice, I tried to hide inside a bottle. But some men, Tony, [..] are not small enough to fit into a bottle.


Aleksandr Voinov


#family

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.


Quentin R. Bufogle


#money






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