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People get bent out of shape about the fact that when I was a kid, you could not drink out of certain water fountains. Well, the water was the same.


Clarence Thomas


#bent #certain #could #drink #fact

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.


Joe Bob Briggs


#because #converse #drink #during #eat

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.


Santosh Kalwar


#english #funny #man #vulnerable #funny

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.


Habeeb Akande


#boys #clothes #clothing #cook #dress

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.


Drew Carey


#humor #jobs #life #humor

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.


Steve Martin


#humor #writing #humor






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