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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.


Alex Levin


#drinking #food-groups #humor #irish #food

Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really guilty about getting drunk last night,' we say, when in actual fact we feel no guilt whatsoever or, at least, we could choose to feel no guilt. When people say to me, 'I drank too much last night,' I always reply, 'I drank exactly the right amount.


Tom Hodgkinson


#drinking #guilt #freedom

Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means... Justin, looking desperately at me: No? Nana: Are you sure? Justin, shifting uncomfortably: I'm sure. No means no. Nana: Well look at you. You got one right. Now here's another, even tougher sentence for you to finish. Premarital sex is... Me: Nana! I'm so sorry Justin. Nana: Unlike Pops, I'm not moving on. Justin? Pops: His name is Jason. Justin:Uh....uh.... Pops: While you think about that, why don't you tell me how you feel about drinking and driving? Justin: I'm totally against it, I swear! Nana: Methinks he protests too much.


Gena Showalter


#drinking #funny #justin #zombieland #dating

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.


Dorothy Parker


#drunken-behaviour #humor #humor

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.


David Sedaris


#alcohol #drinking #emotion #humor #humor

Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.


Kai Starr


#drinking #humor #humor

Taking a couple short backup swigs, Flint’s crippling headache started to release its grip, sort of the way he imagined an octopus would release an inedible bowling ball.


Cole Alpaugh


#bowling #circus #drinking #headache #imagination

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.


Bette Davis


#drinking #life

I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and life's never the same, no matter how many times you try to tell people it was just an accident.


Courtney Summers


#parker-fadley #screwed-up #life

Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not as shy and quiet as I was in the past, I credit that to my years of drinking at bars and partys and conversing with people I would never useally talk to, it was then I relized that even without drinking I could still talk to people just as easy. But It is still a little funner with a few beers in me.


Kenny D. Eichenberg


#drinking #funny






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