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The key trait of a Sperm Pirate is that she is not driven by desperation. Escaping poverty or hardship is not her motive. She usually has a good education and access to the same opportunities as the man she tries to trap. However, she understands that it is more efficient to enjoy a lavish lifestyle through the sweat of another’s labour. But the Sperm Pirate is acutely aware that the infatuation of a hormonal man has a brief shelf life. This poor collateral must be cashed in before it expires. A pregnancy is the best way to convert this volatile resource into a stable asset. Babies are reliable insurance policies. They create legal obligations for financial support, even when the sweet milk of passion turns sour. ↗


— Taona Dumisani Chiveneko


#flame-lily #great-zimbabwe #hangman #mystrey #parnormal

Those touchy mediocrities who sit trembling lest someone's work prove greater than their own - they have no inkling of the loneliness that comes when you reach the top. The loneliness for an equal - for a mind to respect and an achievement to admire. ↗


— Ayn Rand


#mediocrity #equality

If you want more people to come to the theatre, don't put the prices at £50. You have to make theatre inclusive, and at the moment the prices are exclusive. Putting TV stars in plays just to get people in is wrong. You have to have the right people in the right parts. Stunt casting and being gimmicky does the theatre a great disservice. You have to lure people by getting them excited about a theatrical experience. ↗


— Catherine Tate


#donna #shakespeare #theatre #experience

A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman. ↗


— Stephen King


#cheating #cheating-spouse #love #woman #love

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#gallows-humor #humor #laughing #death

Yeah, but the lost diadem," said Michael Corner, rolling his eyes, "is lost, Luna. That's sort of the point. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #lost #luna-lovegood #michael-corner #ravenclaw

Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it. ↗


— Mark Twain


#weather #humor

SAUL: 'We made love outdoors, my favorite place to make love, assuming the weather be fair and balmy, and the earth beneath be clean. Our souls intertwined and dripping with sweat. ↗


— Roman Payne


#clean-earth #love #lovers #making-love #outdoors

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#doomed-to-repeat-it #history #humor #paraphrased #humor

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. ↗


— Mark Twain


#evolution #humor #mankind #humor






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