#ect

You don't think I'm going to deflower you under your father's roof, do you? ↗

— Amanda Ashley

#perfect #romance #ronan #vampire #vampire-romance

Objection, evasion, joyous distrust, and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

#absolution #agnosticism #distrust #evasion #health

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#perspective #stalking #wit #humor

Tread the path one has walked, before stoning them! ↗

— Deeba Salim Irfan

#understanding #respect

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ↗

— Steven Wright

#perspective #walking #humor

Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#evil #humor #political-correctness #humor

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #philosophy #subjectivity #humor

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#hobbes #humor #puddle #reflection #humor

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#bad-mood #clothes #dejection #humor #humor

I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.
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— Jarod Kintz

#efficiency #entitled #entitlement #funny #government