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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ↗

— Will Rogers

#been #depressed #enough #everything #forget

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. ↗

— Will Rogers

#claims #due #had #haven #lincoln

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. ↗

— Will Rogers

#evidently #full #hollywood #learned #people

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. ↗

— Will Rogers

#country #fingernails #minds #needs

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. ↗

— Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

#funny #funny things #half #i #life

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ↗

— Will Rogers

#education #kill #one thing #only #thing

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. ↗

— Will Rogers

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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. ↗

— Will Rogers

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