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I don't mind bigots. You're allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children. ↗

— Maureen Johnson

#twitter #twitter

For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

#twitter

Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#popularity #twitter #twitter

It's common to go from 'crashing the gate' to guarding it. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

#twitter

Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too. ↗

— Rachel Grady

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I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! ↗

— Jonah Goldberg

#feces #twitter #twitter

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. ↗

— Rudyard Kipling

#form #history #never #stories #taught

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros. ↗

— Sofía Navarro

#bienvenida #caza #pirata #piratas #pirate

You know what a storyteller is, don't you? It's a person that has a good memory who hopes other people don't. ↗

— Sandra Dallas

#storytelling #storytelling

Obscurity is never a virtue. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#storytelling