#er

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home having dinner with us by five o'clock. ↗

— Mark Consuelos

#ask #clock #days #did #dinner

The realities of the modern global economy require government to play a substantial role in ensuring the national and economic security of the people. ↗

— Matthew Continetti

#economic security #economy #ensuring #global #global economy

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction. ↗

— Tim Conway

#emotional #ever #figure #here #i

The American taxpayers should not have to send one more penny on the Administration's Iraq misadventure. Let's give our troops the supplies they need to get out of Iraq safely. Let's bring our troops home. ↗

— John Conyers

#american #american taxpayers #bring #get #give

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. ↗

— Dane Cook

#come #cool #genuine #guy #lot

I have absolutely no desire and no thought of quitting ever. ↗

— Barbara Cook

#desire #ever #i #quitting #thought

I look back at photographs and I remember at the time I thought I was not very attractive. ↗

— Barbara Cook

#back #i #i remember #look #photographs

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things. ↗