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Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

We'll meet you here. Hopefully everyone will be in human form." A wry smile. "Though I'll warn you, he's not a whole lot more pleasant that way. At least as a wolf, he can't talk. ↗


— Kelley Armstrong


#derek-rydall #funny #funny

Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." "If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks. ↗


— Molly Harper


#erectile-dysfunction #funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs

An understanding washed over Darren. “You plan on me running.” “For many, many years.” The crooked smile on Trent’s mouth sent a shiver throughout my body. He was utterly dangerous when he wanted to be. - Vampyre Kisses ↗


— Elizabeth J. Kolodziej


#the-last-which-series #vampires #vampyre-kisses #werewolf #witches

I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker. ↗


— George Carlin


#stereotypes #humor

He was bored now when Emma suddenly began to sob on his breast; and his heart, like the people who can only stand a certain amount of music, became drowsy through indifference to the vibrations of a love whose subtleties he could no longer distinguish. ↗


— Gustave Flaubert


#crying #indifference #love #sadness #love

Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't. ↗


— David Sedaris


#smoking #stereotypes #humor

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. ↗


— James Thurber


#chaos #emotional #remembered #tranquility

Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child. ↗


— Anthony Horowitz


#funny #humor #incentive #inspirational #interesting






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