#eve

I really think everything is fair game. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#fair #fair game #game #i #really

I never count calories, but I eat so well. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#count #eat #i #never #well

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#comic #i #i think #know #offstage

Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#cute #graceful #i #kind #me

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#explain #itself #muddle #never #never explain

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#beef #believe #corn #expect #fly

I myself do not believe in explaining anything. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#believe #explaining #i #myself

I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#friends #i #know #nothing #really

Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#anyway #around #could #east #europe

I don't just want to be the girl boys get excited about, I have no desire for people to see me in a sexy way. I won't do nudity ever. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#desire #ever #excited #get #girl