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There were times, many, many times, when she just didn't get him. She'd heard on numerous occasions that men were bad, wicked creatures, who'd do terrible things at a moment's notice. You wore the wrong skirt or bent over at an inopportune time and BAM. They slipped their penises into you.


Charlotte Stein


#van #men

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.


Mark Twain


#jane-austen #library

Proof' is the hallmark of religion.


Bill Gaede


#peer-review #proof #religion #science #theory

Beware of the man who denounces woman writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.


Erica Jong


#literary-criticism #sexism #writer

My love is upon you.


Lisa Kleypas


#love #sebastian-st-vincent #love

Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.


Mark Twain


#humor #jane-austen #humor

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.


Kiersten White


#evie #humor #humor

Greed and desire Not peace, but fire Coveting creation Created damnation Pulled alongside A gate thrown too wide Now our home calls And darkness fall "I rubbed my temples, feeling a headache coming on."A for effort, ladies, but F for clarity. You do realise that your wierd poem things never explain anything",


Kiersten White


#evie #humor #humor

What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb. American novels, answered Lord Henry.


Oscar Wilde


#bad-reviews #books #humor #literary-criticism #novels

I've missed you, Sebastian." "Have you, love?" He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. "What part did you miss the most?" "Your mind," she said, and smiled at his expression. "I was hoping for a far more depraved answer than that." "Your mind is depraved," she told him solemnly. He gave a husky laugh. "True.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #marriage #sebastian #sex #humor






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