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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed. ↗
#molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #werewolves #werewolves
We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary Oldman's elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They're just misleading. ↗
Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. ↗
#jane-jameson #kindergarten #maturity #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs
She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are. ↗
I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibility of him actual sex with a real girl. ↗
#jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #sex #zeb
I fixed your car," he said, tossing the keys from a jade dish on the little maple end table. I palmed them and eyed him speculatively. "You fixed my car?" "I have walked the earth for more than a century. I managed to pick up some skills along the way," he said, before reluctantly adding, "and one of them is finding skilled mechanics." I smirked, leaning against the wall. "You almost had me there." "I supervised," he insisted. ↗
#gabriel #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #funny
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? ↗
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