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Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always return it," Donegan said, a little defensively. "Maybe not always in one piece or necessarily to the right person but return it we do, and so it is not stealing, it is merely borrowing." Gracious looked at him. "It's a little bit stealing." "Anyone who leaves a private jet just lying around deserves to have it stolen." "It wasn't lying around," said Gracious. "It was locked up tight. It took us an hour to dismantle the security system and get inside." Donegan looked at him. "You're not helping.


Derek Landy


#funny #gracious #leave #malifecent #plane

I'd rather live my life believing in God to die and see there is one. Because if there isn't one, it means there's no eternal life, therefore I will never know.


Sandra Chami Kassis


#funny #inspirational #life #religion #wisdom

I’m the sexiest of them all! - Carol


Matthew Leeth


#funny #horror #matthew-leeth #me #she-was-different

Life is like Tetris; if it doesn't fit, just flip it over


Sabine Hein


#games #life #tetris #funny

Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.


Bauvard


#confession #funny #humor #prostration #toilet

What do you think, Galen?" Lady Fern asked in a sugary voice. Galen chewed slowly and painfully, swallowing tentatively. It's very unique," he said, trying to look intrigued instead of disgusted. "It's excellent." Lady Fern looked satisfied and turned to say something to her husband, while Galen added quietly under his breath, "...not." --The Fire Stone


Riley Carney


#funny #lady-fern #food

Grab life by the tail, and then pet it.



Jarod Kintz


#animal #funny #humor #life #love

Be the light, this world needs..


Boris Kovalík


#life #inspirational

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp That's why you're not me! : Yatharth.


Shubham Choudhary


#funny #my-ex-fell-in-love #funny

Love is life and life is good


Ryan Winfield


#love #love






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