#fe

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ↗

— Woody Allen

#am #else #i #i am #life

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. ↗

— Woody Allen

#bad #imitate #imitates #life #television

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. ↗

— Woody Allen

#done #feel #films #i #job

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. ↗

— Woody Allen

#after #although #am #believe #bringing

I have travelled all over the world and one thing that amazes me is that I can communicate with people. My story may be different but emotionally we are all the same. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#be different #communicate #different #emotionally #i

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. ↗

— Woody Allen

#base #feel #go #guilty #i

Feminism is dated? Yes, for privileged women like my daughter and all of us here today, but not for most of our sisters in the rest of the world who are still forced into premature marriage, prostitution, forced labor - they have children that they don't want or they cannot feed. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#children #dated #daughter #feed #feminism

I was not supposed to be in any way a liberated person. I was a female born in the '40s in a patriarchal family; I was supposed to marry and make everyone around me happy. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#around #born #everyone #family #female

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart! ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#better #feel #gets #good #good heart

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#because #cannot #coke #confront #encompasses