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I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die. ↗


— Diana Wynne Jones


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She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.” I force a laugh. “Yeah, right,” I say sarcastically. “Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


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Luis is right there.” I point to the corner of the yard, where my little brother is the centre of attention doing imitations of barnyard animals. I have yet to inform him that talent isn’t as much of a chick magnet when you get into junior high. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


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Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your sister and I were just makin’ out. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


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What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.” “I suspect I am a hooligan. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


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Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.” “I hate you, too. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


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A text pops up on the screen. It’s from Luis. I can’t help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message. Luis: Hey ↗


— Simone Elkeles


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Can you put your hands on my crotch?” “Why, hell no, I cannot.” I didn’t remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. ↗


— Jennifer Echols


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Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it four times just to get some "footage. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


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