#food

You're better than seven years of food. You're better than windows. You're even better than the sky. ↗

— Shannon Hale

#food

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. ↗

— Scott Adams

#humor #life #food

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ↗

— Mark Twain

#food #education

Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food. ↗

— Michael Pollan

#food

Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten. ↗

— Niall Horan

#food

I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. ↗

— Mitch Albom

#mother #food

I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more.”
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— Jarod Kintz

#eating #food #funny #gorge #humor

I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade.
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— Jarod Kintz

#fog #food #homemade #love #love-scene

I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#food #foodie #food

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#shopping #food