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I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar. ↗

— Barbara "Cutie" Cooper

#food #grandmothers #humor #jewish #food

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#humor #food

Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity. ↗

— Augusten Burroughs

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There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat. ↗

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Food, like a loving touch or a glimpse of divine power, has that ability to comfort. ↗

— Norman Kolpas

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This could be a whole life," she thought. "You work eight hours a day covering wires to earn money to buy food and to pay for a place to sleep so that you can keep living to come back to cover more wires. Some people are born and kept living just to come to this... ↗

— Betty Smith

#work #food

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese. ↗

— Anthony Bourdain

#essays #food #romance #food

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #hospitality #hospitality-industry #hotel

Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

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