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The smell of good bread baking, like the sound of lightly flowing water, is indescribable in its evocation of innocence and delight... [Breadmaking is] one of those almost hypnotic businesses, like a dance from some ancient ceremony. It leaves you filled with one of the world's sweetest smells... there is no chiropractic treatment, no Yoga exercise, no hour of meditation in a music-throbbing chapel. that will leave you emptier of bad thoughts than this homely ceremony of making bread.


M.F.K. Fisher


#food #art

Percy: I thought I’d lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. “Food!” It was terrifying, man.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #food

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.


Sherman Alexie


#food

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.


Adam Rex


#funny #i-spy #food

Why me?" I blurted out, and then closed my eyes briefly. "Okay. Don't answer that." The food arrived just then一thank God一and the conversation was deterred...for about two minutes. "I'm going to answer that question," Cam said, peering at me through his lashes. I wanted to face-plant my stuffed chicken. "You don't have to." "No, I think I do.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#cam #funny #j-lynn #jennifer-l-armentrout #wait-for-you

Eating be eating, b'ain't it, Birdie?' 'Nay, Uncle Bear: In Caermelor, at the Royal Court, they be so-oh, so much more advanced than anywhere else. 'Tis not done to wipe your fingers on your hair or the tablecloth, or belch, or speak with your mouth full of food, or scratch, or pick your teeth at table. Ye have to use little forks to pick up the food. Ye not allowed to pour wine for your betters or for yourself, but to wait for them to deign to pour it for ye, if they be feeling generous. And the carving of the meats must be done a certain way, and as for the toasts-it would take ye a whole day just to learn the complications. 'Takes the fun out of eating,' observed Sianadh.


Cecilia Dart-Thornton


#food #funny #food

Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me cheese and crackers from her while we were standing in my kitchen.


Molly Harper


#funny #jane-jameson #mama #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs

I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny


Haresh Daswani


#food

I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #rain #rain-soup #rainbow

Fake vitamin pills. Placebos. I sell them, because I sell hope.



Jarod Kintz


#hope #humor #placebo #sale #salesman






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