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Don't let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love.


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#love #love

You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, ‘And are the men doing this, as well?’ If they aren’t, chances are you’re dealing with what we strident feminists refer to as ‘some total fucking bullshit’.


Caitlin Moran


#feminism #i-love-the-word-fuck #love

Waiting for a hot pocket to cook we’d fuck and be satisfied, barefoot on new york city apartment linoleum. A satisfying hot pocket and a big ass smile and a tight ass grip and a wall beside a random pipe beside the stove where we left palm and dick prints. We fucked like this. Three condoms in an hour and a half and where are you now? Holding the hand of some local dude you wish was a little more international, wishing you had known I was enough and asked me to stay. You are standing in the kitchen waiting for popcorn to pop while he washes dishes, not knowing I’m wishing back for you.


Darnell Lamont Walker


#love #new-york-city #sex #love

The "Fatal Female Flaw." It's when ordinarily sensible women fall madly in love with an unattainable man who can't or won't love them back. I also call it the Triple Fucked Factor. Rosslyn


Nikki Sex


#heartbreak #love-hurts #love

Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat


David Sedaris


#i-repeat-this-quote-all-the-time #say-y-all-and-i-ll-actually-puke #love

I don't make love, I fuck...hard".


E.L. James


#fuck #grey #masochism #sex #love

Is that what your fucking religion taught you? Killing innocent people.


M.F. Moonzajer


#innocent #religion #religion

Everybody knows that Aristotelian two-value logic is fucked.


Philip K. Dick


#logic #philosophy #logic

There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.



Jarod Kintz


#corruption #crooked-politicians #politics #relentless #washington-dc

Play it fuckin' loud!


Bob Dylan


#music #profanity #rock-music #music






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