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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

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But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. ↗

— Jaime King

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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

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A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first. ↗

— Pierre Salinger

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. ↗

— Adam Sandler

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I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. ↗

— Ryan Seacrest

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ↗

— Dr. Seuss

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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. ↗

— Nate Silver

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A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House. ↗

— Adlai Stevenson

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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

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