#funny

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. ↗

— Warren Buffett

#buy #cheap #expensive #i #just

I wouldn’t want to be the most beautiful man on earth. No, I’m content to be the second most beautiful man. Second from the bottom. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #beauty

It's so funny whenever things come full circle. ↗

— Swoosie Kurtz

#come #full #funny #things #whenever

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. ↗

— David Letterman

#act #cannot #dance #else #host

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. ↗

— Jay London

#hair #highlights #i #morning #recorded

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. ↗

— Jon Lovitz

#feel #feel good #fun #funny #good

I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#audience #certain #certain kinds #character #characters

I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized. ↗

— Marc Jacobs

#always #anything #commonplace #embarrassing #exciting

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. ↗

— LeBron James

#comedy #could #funny #funny guy #guy

I want my children to appreciate prosperity, so on their birthdays they bathe with their weight in gold. When they get out of the tub, I check the displacement level and mark their growth rate. ↗

— Bauvard

#growth #humor #wealth #funny