#funny

Its Batteries! I just know it! ↗

— Alison

#funny #humor #funny

I don't compute ↗

— Marissa Meyer

#funny

I'm really funny now. ↗

— Wanda Sykes

#i #now #really

All I need is your love. And money. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #money #age

And you look beautiful," she added. "I look like a cake." "But a beautiful cake. ↗

— Andrea Cremer

#nightshade #beauty

Live and try. ↗

— Michael J. Fox

#funny

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#wit #funny

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. ↗

— David Zucker

#dumb #dumber #funny #guys #i

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler? ↗

— Rick Riordan

#i-just-lost-it #omg-leo #funny

Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. ↗

— Jack Black

#bad #bad news #bears #because #ever