#funny

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! ↗

— S.C. Stephens

#funny

For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It’s such a funny, grandiose idea ↗

— Florence Welch

#florence-welch #music #musicians #funny

I see uncool people! ↗

— Tonya Hurley

#funny #humor-relationships #love #funny

You need to be silly to be funny. ↗

— William Shatner

#need #silly #you

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. ↗

— Cherise Sinclair

#funny

Our nannas are losers. ↗

— Barbara Park

#humor #funny

Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #truism #age

When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little. Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's ↗

— Gabrielle Evans

#funny #serious #anger

I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex #change

I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.
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— Jarod Kintz

#coil #danger #dangerous #drink #drinking