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The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I'm the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.


Suzanne Collins


#gallows-humor #humor #pique #death

Nothing like an arcane literary debate with your tyrannical master while you pass the time leading to your execution.


Elizabeth Wein


#humor

Live, die, something else lives. The very soil humanity walks upon is built up from death. Digging into a flowerbed means digging into bones.


M. Jones


#death #frankie-and-formaldehyde #gallows-humor #life #death

The merciful precepts of Christ will at last suffuse the Code and it will glow with their radiance. Crime will be considered an illness with its own doctors to replace your judges and its hospitals to replace your prisons. Liberty shall be equated with health. Ointments and oil shall be applied to limbs that were once shackled and branded. Infirmities that once were scourged with anger shall now be bathed with love. The cross in place of the gallows: sublime and yet so simple.


Victor Hugo


#crime #cross #gallows #hospitals #illness

Men die. It's practically what they're for.


Catherynne M. Valente


#gallows-humor #death

It's very good of you--" "No, no, not at all. It's my hobby. Not proposing to people, I don't mean, but investigating things. Well, cheer-frightfully-ho and all that. And I'll call again, if I may." "I will give the footman orders to admit you," said the prisoner, gravely, "you will always find me at home.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#gallows-humor #prisoner #proposal #humor

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.


Terry Pratchett


#gallows-humor #humor #laughing #death

So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die." "Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried. "What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round. "No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all.


Douglas Adams


#humor #science #humor






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