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The Polo Lounge is like a fine old mink coat: opulent, dignified and warm.


Bryan Miller


#dignified #fine #like #lounge #mink

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker: an abiding passion for the task, courage to go out on a limb and an impeccable sense of balance.


Bryan Miller


#balance #cook #courage #exceptional #go

We share a wonderful, I think, physical or geographical heritage.


Dan Miller


#heritage #i #i think #physical #share

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.


Dennis Miller


#biggest #complaint #culture #enough #eternity

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?


Dennis Miller


#cold #discount #ever #hard #idea

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.


Dennis Miller


#being #country #detest #everything #fight

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.


Dennis Miller


#appeal #away #blacks #far #far away

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.


Dennis Miller


#carrot #carrot top #dress #edge #get

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.


Dennis Miller


#average #board #charles #dart #day

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.


Dennis Miller


#constantly #drive #enjoying #fully #guilt






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