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It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows - ↗


— Derek Landy


#humor #landy #leaving #skuldugerry-pleasant #wanting

Intelligent men are dangerous. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#intelligent #men #humor

I sent a quick text to Adrian: I have a hickey! You can’t ever kiss me again. I honestly hadn’t expected him to be awake this early, so I was surprised to get a response: Okay. I won’t kiss you on your neck again. So typical of him. No! You can’t ever kiss me ANYWHERE. You said you were going to keep your distance. I’m trying, he wrote back. But you won’t keep your distance from me. I didn’t dignify that with a response. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#aftermath #freaking-out #hickey #humor #kisses

When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end, the whole sum of parts adds up to you got stamped REJECT by the one you love. How can you not be left with the personal confidence of a passed over British Rail sandwich? ↗


— Helen Fielding


#bridget-jones #humor #humor-relationships #humor

My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those. ↗


— Stephen Fry


#female-genitalia #homosexuality #humor #mothers #humor

But I wondered if all this kissing was a bad habit with him and me. The thing we did with our mouths instead of talking. ↗


— Gabrielle Zevin


#memoirs-of-a-teenage-amnesiac #love

But...what if I mistime it?" Gilan smiled widely. "Well, in that case, I'll probably lop your head off your shoulders." Horace and Gilan ↗


— John Flanagan


#horace #humor #ranger-s-apprentice #sword-fighting #humor

Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints. ↗


— Ralph Waldo Emerson


#genius #home-schooling #humor #school #humor

The to Cathal was battered and only one wagon wide, with swells of hard earth where mud had frozen during cold ad rainy seasons. Enna tripped often, and cursed each time she tripped, until Dasha said, "Enna, you might watch your language." Enna grimaced. "I was. You should hear my thoughts. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#humor #humor

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. ↗


— Anne Taylor Fleming


#love #marriage #work #love






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