#ge

There's a huge demand for my entertainment, and I can't meet the need. So I decided to try a TV show to reach as many of my fans as possible. ↗

— Tyler Perry

#demand #entertainment #fans #huge #i

Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages. ↗

— Irene Peter

#anyone #hasn #looked #market #numbers

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#art #fine #fine art #forgetting #hear

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. ↗

— Irene Peter

#anything #because #changed #different #everything

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#american #changed #child #force #immovable

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#country #determined #getting #going #know

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#choose #democracy #free #get #man

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I’d probably make love like a leprechaun. But it’s cool, because with that pot of gold, I’d have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #eyebrows #funny #gold #humor

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#about #each #heredity #other #parents

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#complex #highly #informed #intelligent #just