#ge

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. ↗

— David Letterman

#because #carts #changed #confused #dog

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. ↗

— David Letterman

#bush #george #george w #giving #house

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#comes #cross #double #man #politician

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#geniuses #humility #left #more #needs

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#every #every time #fierce #get #i

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#after #brother #girl #her #how

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#facts #get #imagination #very #virtues

I bite my fingernails. That's probably not a good thing. ↗

— Joanna Noelle Levesque

#bite #fingernails #good #good thing #i

I think we should all come together, and that race and color or social demographics really don't matter. ↗

— Joanna Noelle Levesque

#come #demographics #i #i think #matter

The introduction of many minds into many fields of learning along a broad spectrum keeps alive questions about the accessibility, if not the unity, of knowledge. ↗

— Edward Levi

#accessibility #alive #along #broad #fields