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Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#drought #funny #humor #funny

If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-' 'Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.' Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood silently, waiting for our headmistress to say, 'Oh, we are quite used to being underestimated, Agent Townsend. In fact, we welcome it. ↗


— Ally Carter


#gallagher-girl #humor #humor

She got icing all over her face. I think that's why I like her. For the good stuff, she's willing to get icing all over her face. Who wouldn't want a girl like that? ↗


— Laura Ruby


#funny #love #thoughtful #true #funny

If love shows itself in the eyes, then my neighbors love me: I’m on their watch list. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #love #neighbors #funny

Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #gossiping #humor #neighbors #voyeurism

I don't like cruel jokes - I've worn myself out laughing at the world. It has made me too self-deprecating to laugh at myself. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #laughter #self-deprecation #funny

He was muscular, like a man who could pin you up against the wall as easily as a poster, yet lean, like a man who would rather cradle you in his arms. He had reddish, blonde-brown hair that was groomed heterosexually. He looked older than the other boys in the room—maybe not as old as God or my father, but certainly a viable replacement. Imagine if you took every woman’s idea of a hot guy and averaged it out into one man. This was that man. ↗


— Harvard Lampoon


#nightlight #parody #twilight #imagination

If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

A funny thing happened to the First Amendment on its way to the public forum. According to the Supreme Court, money is now speech and corporations are now people. But when real people without money assemble to express their dissatisfaction with the political consequences of this, they’re treated as public nuisances and evicted. ↗


— Robert Reich


#democracy #first-amendment #government #politics #public-assembly

I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual. ↗


— Carrie Harris


#football #funny #manual #nerd #funny






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