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We seldom find people ungrateful so long as it is thought we can serve them. ↗

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

#long #people #seldom #serve #them

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing. ↗

— Chris Rock

#laughing #need #people #tell #you

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. ↗

— Chris Rock

#broadcast #college #community #community college #got

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. ↗

— Chris Rock

#chaser #falling #got #guys #i

If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If its marketed right, you'll buy it. But... If its real... you'll feel it. ↗

— Kid Rock

#feel #good #hear #looks #marketed

The safety of the people shall be the highest law. ↗

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

#law #people #safety #shall

I'm actually a pretty decent human being, and when I'm home I'm straight as an arrow. ↗

— Kid Rock

#arrow #being #decent #home #human

As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids. ↗

— Kid Rock

#as far as #because #beer #buy #far

I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and put it down. ↗

— Kid Rock

#book #bought #couple #down #i