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#girl

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #girl




You know, Ms. Morgan, that was your mother you just hammered," Mr. Solomon said.


Ally Carter


#cameron-morgan #gallagher-girls #joe-solomon #rachel-morgan #love

Man, a teenage girl in love can be an amazingly distracted creature.


Brad Barkely Heather Hepler


#love #love

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.


Blair Waldorf


#love

He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so not prepared for this. Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.


Stephanie Perkins


#crying #drunk #girl-scuts #humor #humor

Lucifer will be furious with you for failing, but it's not like he can do anything about it. Women don't always do what you want, even if you're Lord of the Underworld.


Trinity Faegen


#humor #strong-willed #women #humor

Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik Marchand


Ann Brashares


#humor #pants #humor

Make sure she can reach you 24hours a day.


Harry H. Harrison Jr.


#raising-a-girl #raising-kids #family

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.


Heather Brewer


#humor #humor

Wait." Amber jumped up wide-eyed. "Is she a—" "A ghost " I smirked. "Amber you're a necromancer in a show about raising the dead. What did you expect Eerie sounds produced by a computer and a few Hollywood actors in bad makeup Please don't tell me you've never seen a real ghost.


Jayde Scott


#beelzebub-girl #humor #jayde-scott #humor

There was something in his gaze that told her he liked how she looked in his clothes. It had to be a bloke thing, because she certainly wouldn't want to see him wearing hers.


Kady Cross


#kady-cross #the-girl-in-the-clockwork-collar #humor






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