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#girl

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Believe me,' [...] 'I would know about it. That's the difference between me and your girlfriend. I am the jealous type. I am the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to being fucked around on. No quarter will be given. ↗


— Jonathan Franzen


#girlfriend #jealousy #freedom

If you come from a normal family, you immediately start playing the role of a boy, a girl a man or a woman, but I'm sure you'll agree with me that those are only roles, limited roles, at that. ↗


— John Lone


#boy #come #family #girl #i

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#girlfriend #humor #ketchup #tomato #funny

Most everything I do revolves around tae kwon do. That said, I like to be a typical girl and go shopping. I have three nieces and nephews that I like to hang out with. I'm also finishing my last semester at the University of Houston, where I'm majoring in childhood education. ↗


— Diana Lopez


#around #childhood #education #everything #finishing

Badges mean nothing in themselves, but they mark a certain achievement and they are a link between the rich and the poor. For when one girl sees a badge on a sister Scout's arm, if that girl has won the same badge, it at once awakens an interest and sympathy between them. ↗


— Juliette Gordon Low


#arm #awakens #badge #between #certain

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. ↗


— Norm MacDonald


#doing #fall #funny #girl #i

What’s so beautiful about girls?” I would implore. And the secret society of adults would reply with a smirk and wink as if I was merely a boy who couldn’t possibly have the mental maturity to comprehend such grown-up concepts as love and bleeding vaginas; “You’ll understand someday, James. ↗


— Jake Vander Ark


#growing-up #puberty #puppy-love #the-perfect-girl #age

One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her by her stripper name, Freaky Red. ↗


— Method Man


#father #freaky #girl #her #know

I'm the girliest girl you'll ever meet. ↗


— Poppy Montgomery


#girl #i #meet #you

whyareyougivingawaythecookies?! ↗


— Stephanie Perkins


#humor #josh #humor






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