#girlfriend

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. ↗

— Joe Rogan

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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. ↗

— Jay London

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The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. ↗

— Shirley Knight

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I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. ↗

— Deion Sanders

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When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll never forget that feeling. ↗

— John Stamos

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When you forget yesterday and embrace the new vision of what you are to become through the eyes of your best friend, you have found a new sister standing by the open door that was once closed in your heart. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

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When in a relationship, never ever commit when your very intention is to cheat. ↗

— Stef Harder

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Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. ↗

— Billy Bush

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I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. ↗

— Tim Duncan

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I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said. ↗

— Jeff Garcia

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