#girlfriend

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. ↗

— Billy Bush

#dude #girlfriend #good #got #guy

You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it. ↗

— Caprice Bourret

#boyfriend #came #found #girlfriend #guy

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. ↗

— Zac Efron

#candy #day #did #flowers #friends

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. ↗

— Jason Isaacs

#call #child #girlfriend #seems #someone

Believe me,' [...] 'I would know about it. That's the difference between me and your girlfriend. I am the jealous type. I am the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to being fucked around on. No quarter will be given. ↗

— Jonathan Franzen

#girlfriend #jealousy #freedom

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#girlfriend #humor #ketchup #tomato #funny

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. ↗

— Usher

#appearance #clip #consider #definitely #girlfriend

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. ↗

— Orson Welles

#figure #fool #girlfriend #her #husband

If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#girlfriends #knees #replaced #run-around #witty

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#act #crazy #girlfriends #lie #pressure