#girlfriend

Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.
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— Jarod Kintz

#crazy #decorate #decorating #forest #girlfriend

Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake. ↗

— Bonnie Jensen

#girlfriends #friendship

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass. ↗

— Grace Metalious

#drives #even #girlfriend #glass #had

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures. ↗

— Rachel Hawkins

#archer-cross #boyfriend #girlfriend #hex-hall #marriage

I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love. ↗

— Nick Carter

#anybody #draw #girlfriends #i #i think

Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#breaking up #girlfriend #girlfriends #go #i

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.' ↗

— Yasmine Bleeth

#boy #exclusively #fun #girlfriends #good

I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn't have the hot girlfriend. I wasn't ever sought after. I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court when I tried that. ↗

— Josh Brolin

#awkward #braces #complete #court #ever

I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started. ↗

— Joan Collins

#botox #even #faces #get #girlfriends

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. ↗

— Carrot Top

#anybody #anything #bad #except #girlfriends