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Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.


Rachel Hill


#boys #chocolate #girls #humor #manga

she tried to stand up. It very nearly worked too … apart from the world spinning at great speed with some very pretty stars … then the ground leapt up and hit her quite hard, which was most unfair of it as she could not remember giving it any reason to … . Then the world went all fuzzy and she passed out.


Nicholas Reardon


#girls #humor #manga #reardon #humor

That night, when SanJuanna had cleared the main course and brought dessert in, my mother called for quiet and said, "Boys, I have an announcement to make. Your sister made the apple pies tonight. I'm sure we will all enjoy them very much." "Can I learn how, ma'am?" said Jim Bowie. "No, J.B. Boys don't bake pies," Mother said. "Why not?" he said. "They have wives who make pies for them." "But I don't have a wife." "Darling, I'm sure you will have a very nice one someday when you're older, and she'll make you many pies. Calpurnia, would you care to serve?" Was there any way I could have a wife, too? I wondered as I cut through the browned C and promptly shattered the entire crust.


Jacqueline Kelly


#humor #humor

I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.


Dana Reinhardt


#girls #guys #humor #sexual #voice

They mean hot like 'I'm too good for you I got my own money don't be frontin' me.' You're more like 'Be my boyfriend I'll make you cookies come meet my dad ' know what I mean


Laurie Halse Anderson


#girls #humor #humor

The thing about girls? Suzanne said. Is we are more content-driven.


George Saunders


#girls #men-and-women #relationships #men

I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio.


Hailey Abbott


#girls #humor #love #radio #humor

Boys don't gush, so I can stand it. The last time I let in a party of girls, one fell into my arms and said, "Darling, love me!" I wanted to shake her,' answered Mrs. Jo, wiping her pen with energy.


Louisa May Alcott


#girls #jo-s-boys #louisa-may-alcott #love

Girls spilled drinks down their dresses and flicked their hair. Wishing anyone, maybe even you, would notice them... You were someone to me.


Kate Chisman


#chance #girls #heartbreak #love #lovers

Girls want attention, Women want respect......... Men want both! No No wait.....Not "attention and respect


Manasa Rao


#girls #humor #men #respect #men






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