#glass

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. ↗

— Martin Mull

#falls #glass #ice #jogging #out

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. ↗

— Jack Nicholson

#i #jack #jack nicholson #nicholson #sunglasses

I'm so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go. ↗

— Al Pacino

#go #i #now #shy #sunglasses

Running a start-up is like eating glass. You just start to like the taste of your own blood. ↗

— Sean Parker

#eating #glass #just #like #own

I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned. ↗

— Robert Pattinson

#coolest thing #france #glass #guy #happened

I intend, before the endgame looms, to die sitting in a chair in my own garden with a glass of brandy in my hand and Thomas Tallis on the iPod. Oh, and since this is England, I had better add, 'If wet, in the library.' Who could say that this is bad? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#bad #before #better #brandy #chair

Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…” He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but not in a creepy kind of way. In a way that felt…. Free. “If what you say is true, and I guess it has to be, I think I know why we’re … together,” he said. “I think I’d fall for you no matter what, Claire. You’re kind of awesome. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Some people say ,'Shah Rukh, you work so hard. Why don't you sit back with a glass of red wine or go out on the terrace for a smoke?' But that's not me. ↗

— Shahrukh Khan

#glass #go #hard #me #out

I want my prose to be as clear as a pane of glass. ↗

— Tracy Kidder

#glass #i #pane #prose #want

A Jew without Jews, without Judaism, without Zionism, without Jewishness, without a temple or an army or even a pistol, a Jew clearly without a home, just the object itself, like a glass or an apple. ↗

— Philip Roth

#army #clearly #even #glass #home