#golf

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots. ↗

— Ted Allen

#chopping #course #full #golf #golf course

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ↗

— Jack Benny

#air #beautiful #clubs #fresh #fresh air

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice. ↗

— Patty Berg

#golf #improved #nothing #practice #upon

Golf is not easy. ↗

— Yani Tseng

#golf

Golf is a good walk spoiled. ↗

— Mark Twain

#golf #good #spoiled #walk

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ↗

— Jim Bishop

#american #american men #fun #golf #having

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. ↗

— Mark Twain

#balls #golf #golf balls #good #lost

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked. ↗

— Lewis Black

#because #course #father #golf #golf course

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. ↗

— Lewis Black

#allows #crap #daily #golf #i

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row. ↗

— Lewis Black

#course #days #downstairs #five #get