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I was always a God guy. ↗


— Stephen Baldwin


#god #guy #i

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. ↗


— Dave Barry


#biological #cells #despite #directions #egg

I'm a lobbyist and had a career lobbying. The guy who gets elected or the lady who gets elected president of the United States will immediately be lobbying. They would be advocating to the Congress, they'll be lobbying our allies and our adversaries overseas. They'll be asking the business community and labor unions. ↗


— Haley Barbour


#advocating #allies #asking #business #business community

My mom passed away a day before high school started, and her dream was for me to be a full rock and roll guy, and play drums in a band. ↗


— Travis Barker


#band #before #day #dream #drums

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do. ↗


— Charles Barkley


#guys #i #need #something #white

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. ↗


— Roseanne Barr


#commercials #crap #did #doughnut #ego

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. ↗


— Dave Barry


#assume #guy #never #understands #you

The attitude of the actor is his interpretation of what he reads, and the written word is what creates the role in the actor's mind, and I guess in reading the things that were given to me, I reacted as you guys saw me, you know. ↗


— Gene Barry


#attitude #creates #given #guess #guys

I like the nice guys. I like when they show the stories, the human element behind it all. ↗


— Angela Bassett


#element #guys #human #human element #i

I'm a family guy, so I would love to have a family; I would love to find that perfect person to have a family with. ↗


— Lance Bass


#family guy #find #guy #i #love






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