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I used to listen to the soap operas with my grandmother. ↗

— Bob Edwards

#i #listen #operas #soap #soap operas

I've never been able to predict the future of anything. ↗

— Bob Edwards

#anything #been #future #i #never

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. ↗

— Bob Edwards

#done #jokes #laugh #most #own

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady. ↗

— Juliette Lewis

#cat #eighty #i #imagine #kind

I made up my mind right then what I really wanted in my life. It was comfort of a home and a family. But more than that, I wanted love. I wanted love to surround me. I wanted to swim in it. I wanted to hold it in my hand like heated sand and pour it through my fingers so it covered my feet. I wanted to taste it, I wanted to smell it. I wanted to wrap myself up in it like a blanket and stay safe and warm inside of it forever. And I wanted to give it. I wanted to drown people in it. I wanted to love with all my heart and be loved just as much in return. ↗

— Melodie Ramone

#love #novel-quote #family

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. ↗

— Bob Edwards

#encountered #everything #had #his #parking

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy. ↗

— Edwin Edwards

#boy #caught #dead #either #girl

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. ↗

— Robert Frost

#line #middle #place #road #where

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. ↗

— Edwin W. Edwards

#boy #caught #could #dead #girl

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors. ↗

— Edwin W. Edwards

#had #i #law #overzealous #people