Edwin W. Edwards

He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. ↗

— Edwin W. Edwards

#half #hour #minutes #slow #takes

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. ↗

— Edwin W. Edwards

#boy #caught #could #dead #girl

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors. ↗

— Edwin W. Edwards

#had #i #law #overzealous #people