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Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty books as a Columbia professor, all right? You don't do that by holding hands with every at-risk undergraduate who says he's homesick, or he's turning gay, or the dog ate his term paper. I write about Lincoln, and freedom, and great ideas. I don't always have time for students. It's like Dean Martin used to say: if you want to talk, go to a priest. Hey -- what's the gun for?


Eric Foner


#humor #freedom

I remember that story. You have read it four times." Samson shrugged. "Why should I stop with the first reading? Nobody says, 'That was a fine piece of music. I'll never listen to that again." But some people treat books that way. Not I!


Karen A. Wyle


#funny #humor #reading #funny

The universe was bad enough without people poking it.


Terry Pratchett


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You’re too visible, Albert,” Hadrian explained. “Can’t afford to have our favorite noble hauled to some dungeon where they cut off your eyelids or pull off your fingernails until you tell them what we’re up to.” “But if they torture me, and I don’t know the plan, how will I save myself?” “I’m sure they’ll believe you after the fourth nail or so,” Royce said with a wicked grin.


Michael J. Sullivan


#humor

Greatness is one of the sensations of littleness


George Bernard Shaw


#irreverence #humor

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.


Phyllis Diller


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The look he shot her was incredulous in the extreme. "You have a filing system for your shoes?


Norah Wilson


#shoes #humor

Retail therapy—usually one of my first resorts—wasn’t working; I felt like a cat that smelled pit bull.


M.L.N. Hanover


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You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—


K.A. Mitchell


#humor #sex #humor

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.


Louise Rennison


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