#h

Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half. ↗

— Charles de Montesquieu

#kills #lunch #other #paris #supper

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#hates #his #i #i think #kind

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#car #creative #generic #how #i

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#bit #fans #i #i think #internet

A writer is unfair to himself when he is unable to be hard on himself. ↗

— Marianne Moore

#himself #unable #unfair #writer

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#comedy #different #different types #effort #gonna

I was a huge Internet junkie. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#i #internet #junkie

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#comments #computer #hour #i #just

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#huge #huge fan #i #juice #really

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV. ↗

— Andy Milonakis

#going #i #instead #interested #just