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“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —" "Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred. “YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING A LEAF OUT OF PERCY’S BOOK!” yelled Mrs. Weasley, prodding a finger in Fred’s chest. “You could have died, you could have been seen, you could have lost your father his job —” It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away. “I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said.


J.K. Rowling


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A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.


Jim Butcher


#humor #lara-raith #humor

Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner. Relationships hadn't ever really worked for me. I think it's had something to do with all the demons, ghosts, and human sacrifice.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #love #michael-carpenter #humor

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

I don't believe in faeries!


Jim Butcher


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I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.


Jim Butcher


#ferro #harry-dresden #humor #sarcasm #humor






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