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Why does a person spend money on a stamp to spout bile at a stranger?


Barbara Kingsolver


#money

So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking." "Yeah?" He nodded. "You really need to go out with me." I blinked. "I'm sorry?" "You know. You, me. A restaurant or movie. Together." He glanced over, shifting gears. "Maybe it's a new concept for you? If so, I'll be happy to walk you through it." "You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I though saying that might scare you off.


Sarah Dessen


#love #sarah-dessen #what-happened-to-goodbye #love

you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm and take a good long look at the farmer's bookshelf. Because what you're feeding your emotions and thoughts is what this is really all about. the way I produce a chicken is an extension of my worldview. You can learn more about that by seeing what is sitting on my bookshelf than having me fill out a whole bunch of forms." Joel Salatin


Michael Pollan


#nature

Heads are so overdressed in their natural state, it is offensive not to wear a hat to cover them up. The policy of removing hats in public buildings is extremely irreverent. We should just have guillotines at the door instead and spare everyone the awkwardness of having to look each other in the brow.


Bauvard


#guillotine #hats #heads #humor #irreverent

My death will not be penciled on someone's calendar.


Richelle Mead


#richelle-mead #rose-hathaway #death

People who prefer to believe the worst of others will breed war and religious persecutions while the world lasts.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#hatred #intolerance #narrow-mindedness #perception #persecution

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.


Howard Stern


#any #around #between #difference #divided

‎"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.


Ann Lamott


#hate #religion #religion

By religion, then, I understand a propitiation or conciliation of powers superior to man which are believed to direct and control the course of nature and of human life. Thus defined, religion consists of two elements, a theoretical and a practical, namely, a belief in powers higher than man and an attempt to propitiate or please them. Of the two, belief clearly comes first, since we must believe in the existence of a divine being before we can attempt to please him. But unless the belief leads to a corresponding practice, it is not a religion but merely a theology; in the language of St. James, “faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.” In other words, no man is religious who does not govern his conduct in some measure by the fear or love of God. On the other hand, mere practice, divested of all religious belief, is also not religion. Two men may behave in exactly the same way, and yet one of them may be religious and the other not. If the one acts from the love or fear of God, he is religious; if the other acts from the love or fear of man, he is moral or immoral according as his behaviour comports or conflicts with the general good.


James George Frazer


#god #hate #love #morality #religion

If religion is what gives you hope and purpose, I believe in comedy.


Cooper Bratten


#yes #religion






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