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I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't. ↗


— Jo Brand


#because #either #i #jokes #laugh

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully. ↗


— Jo Brand


#bore #children #death #effort #funny

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that. ↗


— Jo Brand


#again #because #excruciating #extremely #husband

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up. ↗


— Jo Brand


#hard #hard work #much #shut #shut up

It gradually dawned upon me that there was no one more difficult to please than my mother. ↗


— Georg Brandes


#difficult #gradually #me #more #mother

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also takes in the fact that I've had two children recently. ↗


— Jo Brand


#children #different #fact #had #hoping

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully - which I didn't at the beginning. ↗


— Jo Brand


#changed #days #expression #hopefully #i

There are comics who treat women fairly appallingly. But I can be great friends with them because I don't tend to do that ticking of boxes: it can make life too simplistic. ↗


— Jo Brand


#boxes #comics #fairly #friends #great

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more. ↗


— Jo Brand


#best #by the time #cold #dish #eat

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. ↗


— Jo Brand


#been #big #big fan #fan #female






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