#hee

It sounds extraordinary but it's a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading. ↗

— Mary Archer

#balance sheets #extraordinary #fact #fascinating #make

Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel. ↗

— Karel Capek

#appoint #colonel #god #granted #great

The moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you. ↗

— J. K. Rowling

#lies #moment #old #old enough #responsibility

We did talk about cheese on our first date. ↗

— Jane Kaczmarek

#cheese #date #did #first #our

A poet is a nightingale, who sits in darkness and sings to cheer its own solitude with sweet sounds. ↗

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

#darkness #own #poet #sings #sits

Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God. ↗

— Adam Smith

#cheerfulness #christian #course #david #dyed

I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen. ↗

— John Stamos

#charlie #charlie sheen #especially #i #replace

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep. ↗

— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

#am #army #i #i am #led

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty. ↗

— Giada De Laurentiis

#baked #cheese #favorite #gets #i

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. ↗

— Alan Patrick Herbert

#conception #cross #having #lack #living