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Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?


Becca Fitzpatrick


#cheerios #funny #vee-sky #anger

It's a finger snapping kind of day.


Coco J. Ginger


#cheerful #creating #day #happy #jamie-weise

Until you understand your customers - deeply and genuinely - you cannot hope to serve them


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#customer-care #customers #kindness #rasheed-ogunlaru #service

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do!


Michelle Lovric


#divination #foretelling #humour #mermaid #art

Legacy is not what's left tomorrow when you're gone. It's what you give, create, impact and contribute today while you're here that then happens to live on.


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#courage #destiny #fate-happiness #following-your-life-s-path #inspiring-quotes

I love those who can smile in trouble...


Leonardo da Vinci


#attitude #cheerfulness #attitude

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye


Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


#dessert #beauty

A Boat O beautiful was the werewolf in his evil forest. We took him to the carnival and he started crying when he saw the Ferris wheel. Electric green and red tears flowed down his furry cheeks. He looked like a boat out on the dark water.


Richard Brautigan


#carnival #ferris-wheel #forest #werewolf #wolf

A dinner which ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.


Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


#delicious #beauty

The funny thing about courage is that it is often more of an internal journey than it is an external challenge – thought it may present as one


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#courage






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