#heir

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. ↗

— Josh Billings

#fellows #i #i do #know #love

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. ↗

— Larry David

#completely #idea #most #no idea #people

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. ↗

— Josh Billings

#come #corrected #most #opinions #own

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. ↗

— Josh Billings

#old #scandal #sweeten #tea #their

The network shows tend to be run, in general, in my experience, by committee, and it's hard for actors and writers to do their jobs. ↗

— Hope Davis

#experience #general #hard #jobs #network

People die from typewriters falling on their heads. ↗

— Jonathan Davis

#falling #heads #people #their #typewriters

A journalist is a person who has mistaken their calling. ↗

— Otto von Bismarck

#journalist #mistaken #person #their #who

I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring. ↗

— Otto von Bismarck

#i #inspiring #nakedness #seen #sight

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income. ↗

— William Feather

#age #income #lie #men #their

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions. ↗

— Dorothy Day

#believe #best #come #disregard #half